Thursday, 26 June 2025

ON WRITING FASTER THAN THE HOUND

 

Some musings on the writing of Faster Than The Hound

MEET JOHN SETON

John is a grifter, an ex-pat Scots kid working penny-ante magic tricks on the streets of L.A.

But John has a secret. In his family, sometimes, the magic is real.

And sometimes, it gets him noticed.

The short novel, FASTER THAN THE HOUND was originally written as part of a series that a group of us… including myself, Steve Savile, Steve Lockley, Jon Merz and Joe Nassise among others were all writing one book each for. It sold pretty well in its day, then the rights reverted to me and we all went our own way.

It’s a wee departure for me, being Urban Fantasy, mostly, set in Los Angeles, and featuring a protagonist who is younger than my usual fare.

But he’s a Scotsman, and a Seton, so there’s a direct link to many of my other works. Plus he gets embroiled with the old book, The Concordances of the Red Serpent, he meets one of the Openers of the Way, and he frequents a Scottish pub that has been transported to L.A that readers of my Midnight Eye books will recognise as fellow travellers.

So it’s got a lot of my enthusiasms in it.

And it’s got a fair bit of folklore in it too, mainly concerning the 3 old women, the Fates, the Norns, whatever you want to call them, who turn up in a lot of different cultures’ myths and legends.

Its also got some portal fantasy stuff, something I’d always wanted a go at and never got round to. I had fun creating the wee pocket world beyond the veil and playing around with some of the rules of portal travel.

Auld Agnes, who sings her nonsense songs on the other side, is still with me in spirit and I’m pretty sure she’ll be back in a later tale. I think Derek Adams might be meeting her pretty soon.

So all in all, this one had me playing in several different sandboxes, and writing along with a bunch of pro fantasy writers was a fun experience all in itself.

I’m pretty happy with how it turned out, so here it is with a new lease of life, and only 99c for your Kindle in its full form, some 15,000 words more than was there before.

It stands alone without needing to know the series bible.


Monday, 23 June 2025

CANCER'S ARSE? STILL KICKED

 


I’ve found over the past months that writing this stuff down has helped, and if it helps another cancer sufferer to read it, so much the better, so here’s a summary of my journey so far… 

UPDATE June 2025

Still all clear after latest blood work and blood tests. Next scan and bloodwork due in August.

So here we are, more than 18 months on now from surgery, still a couple of stone lighter, still tiring a bit too easily for my liking, but a whole lot stronger both mentally and physically than I was before the op.

And most definitely still here.

Cancer’s arse?

Kicked.

THE STORY SO FAR

A background note to start with… this isn’t my first brush with cancer…I had a tumor removed from my guts back in 2019. At the time they said they got it all out of me and I didn’t need any follow up. I felt good and strong after recovering from the surgery and went about my life.

On the 4th of August 2023 I didn’t feel well, took myself to the docs… and later that day found myself in hospital. I had a gall stone, a big, nasty one.

But that’s not the subject of this horror story…

While treating me for the stone, they also discovered I had liver cancer… a tumor, a huge tumor, on over half of my liver. I had an op to try to remove the gall stone. That failed. Another op a few days later also failed so they decided the stone would have to stay where it was and I needed a bile duct bypass. I also needed something done about the liver…

Three weeks after being admitted I was sent home with a bile-drain in to wait for a date for the big surgery…

Finally got that arranged and on 16th November went in for surgery.

I was on the table for over ten hours (the surgeon was knackered by the end of it). They cut me open from between my nipples down to above my right hip and got to work. They cut out fifty percent of my liver and bypassed my bile duct. When I came to I had a lot of pain and an enormous scar, but was told I was on the mend. After a week recovering I was sent home.

Ten days later I felt ill again. Back to the docs, and got rushed to ER…the surgical wound had got infected. They drained 3 pints of noxious puss out of my body, pumped me full of antibiotics, left a drain in to keep the puss from building up… and again I started recovering.

Another week later I got home, in time for a quiet Xmas.

It was slow and steady going into late January when I had a chat with the surgeon, the puss-drain finally came out, and a CAT Scan showed that I appeared to be all clear… they thought they’d got all the tumor and my liver seemed to be healing nicely. Still waiting at that point for biopsy results to confirm the fact.

Meanwhile recovery continued. After the drain came out I immediately started feeling better and stronger and I was able to get about a lot easier, meaning I got more trips out of the house, more driving got done and things were approaching normality.

UPDATE 24th JAN 2024

had a recent video chat with the cancer specialist who’ll be the person I’ll follow up with from now on.

She confirmed that all my biopsy results they took from various places during my surgery were all clear, it looks like they got all the tumor out of me, I don’t need any chemo or radiotherapy, and I’ll have a CAT scan every 4 months or so just to make sure I’m staying all clear… first one of those will be around the end of April.

Now here we are, almost four months on now from surgery, fifty pounds lighter, still tiring a bit too easily for my liking, but a whole lot stronger than I was before Xmas.

And most definitely still here.

Onwards!

UPDATE: 25th April 2024

Saw the oncologist today. All good news from the first checkups since  the surgery. CT scan shows my liver recovering nicely, no signs of any cancer, and blood work is all clear. Blood work every 4 months from now on, CT scans once a year.

UPDATE: 13th June 2024

Start of regular checkups with my family doctor. Still all clear of cancer, bloodwork is good and my liver and associated scarring all healing nicely. Haven’t put any weight back on, still getting easily tired…but it beats the alternative.

ON WRITING THE GHOST CLUB

In my collection THE GHOST CLUB I took on the task of writing a collection of supernatural stories as told in the voices of famous Victorian writers like Conan Doyle, Jules Verne, Oscar Wilde and many others. It’s probably the most ambitious piece of work I’ve ever attempted and it was hard work. Since it was published several people have mentioned many writers they thought should have been there instead of the ones I chose, but I only took on writing stories where I thought I could get away with it without making a complete arse of myself, and I’m not about to apologize too much for that 🙂

The Victorian bit was the easiest. I grew up on Wells and Verne, Doyle and Stevenson, and that slightly formal, slightly clipped tone is one that I’ve practised many times in my own Holmes stories over the past few years, and it’s a voice I fall into quite naturally given all my reading from the period. Because of that, I found the Doyle and Wells stories to be the ones where I felt most at home when it came to the writing. The Doyle one went fastest, not surprisingly, even although I chose Lestrade rather than the dynamic duo, and it was helped in that I had a location I was familiar with, along the London Embankment around Cleopatra’s Needle. The Wells came as soon as I chose the subject; an early scientific experiment in color theory and vibrational mechanics gone wrong. Once again I had found my way in quite easily.

The Stevenson was more problematic, but as a fellow Scot I got into his particular more relaxed voice by finding the right character, a sick Scots boy in need of a story, and as soon as I had that, RLS took over the reins and led the way.

Those were the first three stories I wrote, and I thought I was into the flow of it and knew how the rest would proceed. Then the trouble started.

I had a little list of all the writers I wanted to be part of the club, and didn’t want to do all the ones I thought might be easier first, so I decided, being in the zone, to go for Tolstoy. I warmed up by reading War and Peace and realized I’d forgotten about the endless descriptive passages of balls and parties, officers and gentlemen and the doings of trade and traders. As for my story, all I knew at the start was that it would be a ghost story, and take place during one of the Empress’ balls. So I started, describing the Empress, the ballroom, the kitchens, the courtiers and I got so bogged down that fifteen pages in I hadn’t even started to tell the story. I had found Tolstoy’s style, but not a voice I could use to get in and out of it quickly enough to avoid an epic. I was starting to think I had bitten off more than I could chew, but then I was helped out by a compatriot from the past, and a voice I knew well. A Scotsman, several Scotsmen, turned up and began to tell their story of the ball, seen from a different viewpoint, and suddenly, all the description and finery were put in their proper context, and a story wove its way through all the Russian magnificence. Not many of the original fifteen pages survived, but enough did that I think I caught the mood I wanted to. But by then, I’d spent enough time with Tolstoy’s way with a sentence and needed something lighter.

My next stop was Twain, a different fellow entirely, far more abrupt, far more sarcastic and with nary a hint of sentimentality. But I found he was just the right chap to rescue me from the labyrinthine Russian court, and I was swept along in a tale of gambling, treachery and revenge on a riverboat that flowed so smoothly I was almost sorry to see it go.

Haggard and Kipling came quite easily, more of the semi-formal, clipped tones I mentioned earlier but with each chap’s peculiar flourishes and tics.

Then came Helena Blavatsky. I’ve long been fascinated by her writings on Theosophy, but when it came to writing a story in her style, I found her rather intimidating, but the story came almost the way I imagined her speaking, slightly hectoring, eager to be believed and a peculiar amalgam of history and occult fiction.

After the seriousness of the Theosophist meanderings, I cleansed the palate with something altogether lighter and frothier. Getting into Wilde’s style was the most fun I had in the writing of these stories — not the style of Dorian Gray, but more in the style of his shorter, more comic works. The voice, a playful, lilting thing in this case, came almost immediately and the story was written in a single sitting that left me with a big smile.

Margaret Oliphant’s tale became personal when I found that it was less of a voice I needed, more of a song. it’s built around the Scottish folk tune Fine Flowers in the Valley. Finding the voice for the story came as much from Downtown Abbey and Upstairs Downstairs than from fiction, but it turned out to be the right one for the tale.

Henry James was one I’d been putting off till near the end, for he’s a writer I’ve always had trouble reading due to his convoluted way with a sentence. But coincidence stepped up and helped me in this case, for I won a copy of Dan Simmons’ THE FIFTH HEART in an online competition, and in it, Henry James is so well described that I lifted the voice from his character in that book, and found that it led me straight into a tale of a haunted chess set that once again almost wrote itself.

I was nearly done. Checkov was easy for me; I understand drinkers, and railwaymen, and drinking railwaymen. I also, living as I do in Newfoundland, understand cold winters. Once I had those aspects, and paired them with some Russian fatalism, that tale too flew by in a single sitting.

I’d left two till last. Stoker because I knew what I wanted to write right from the start, and Verne, because I had no idea how to approach it. I went with Stoker first, and a wee ghost story. Here the voice was simple, for I wanted it to read like a trial run for Dracula, i.e. a story told in epistolary fashion. It’s a tale of old friends, of loss and sorrow, and it’s the saddest thing I think I’ve ever written, but it’s also full of Irish sentimentality, and Stoker’s rather brusque voice led me through to the end.

And so, I was left with Verne, and little idea how to proceed. In the end, I went with Harryhausen-style effects, and thought of it as a ’50s movie rather than a Victorian story, and that allowed me to indulge my passion for improbable rocketry, derring do, and a very French approach to scientific enquiry. In the end, I might not quite have got Verne’s dispassionate scientific voice into the tale, but it feels right to me, and it’s the closest I was going to get.

And there it was, all done.

It’s a simple premise.

In Victorian London, a select group of writers, led by Arthur Conan Doyle, Bram Stoker and Henry James held an informal dining club, the price of entry to which was the telling of a story by each invited guest.

These are their stories, containing tales of revenant loved ones, lost cities, weird science, spectral appearances and mysteries in the fog of the old city, all told by some of the foremost writers of the day. In here you’ll find Verne and Wells, Tolstoy and Checkov, Stevenson and Oliphant, Kipling, Twain, Haggard, Wilde and Blavatsky alongside their hosts.

Come, join us for dinner and a story.

THE GHOST CLUB MEMBERS AND THEIR STORIES

  • Robert Louis Stevenson: Wee Davie Makes a Friend
  • Rudyard Kipling: The High Bungalow
  • Leo Tolstoy: The Immortal Memory
  • Bram Stoker: The House of the Dead
  • Mark Twain: Once a Jackass
  • Herbert George Wells: Farside
  • Margaret Oliphant: To the Manor Born
  • Oscar Wilde: The Angry Ghost
  • Henry Rider Haggard: The Black Ziggurat
  • Helena P Blavatsky: Born of Ether
  • Henry James: The Scrimshaw Set
  • Anton Checkov: At the Molenzki Junction
  • Jules Verne: To the Moon and Beyond
  • Arthur Conan Doyle: The Curious Affair on the Embankment

‘The Ghost Club is a massively ambitious anthology of stories ‘by’ classic authors as imagined by the extremely talented William Meikle. Massively entertaining, too.’ – Simon Clark, author of the award winning The Night of the Triffids

“Quite simply, a delight….the entire experience of reading this collection is like sitting with him in an old fashioned study, with a roaring fire, guttering shadows and a snifter or two of brandy as he unfolds his ‘Ghost Club’ tales. I thoroughly enjoyed the experience.’ – Stephen Laws, author of GHOST TRAIN

There are a number of solid reasons to add The Ghost Club to your reading list. For example, you love a good ghost story, or maybe you’ve read and enjoyed Meikle’s Carnacki tales, or perhaps you’re a fan of Victorian terror, or maybe you just enjoy a good read. Whatever your reason, happy reading. – CEMETERY DANCE

A collection of stories that was thoroughly entertaining, presenting a series of clever and canny exercises in style and subject matter by an inventive and accomplished writer. – PETE TENNANT, BLACK STATIC #62

Sunday, 22 June 2025

ON WRITING THE HOUSE ON THE MOOR

 

Some musings on the writing of The House On The Moor

A SCOTTISH GOTHIC NOVELLA

Scotland, a misty moor, an old crumbling manor house, an owner with a scandalous secret, and something skittering in the rafters of the library – you’ll find them all here.

… along with more than a hint of a Hammer Horror or two

I’d wanted to do an old style gothic novella for a while, so when I was asked to write a traditional Scottish haunted house story I jumped at the chance.

A lot of my work, long and short form, has been set in Scotland, and much of it uses the history and folklore. There’s just something about the misty landscapes and old buildings that speaks straight to my soul. Bloody Celts. We get all sentimental at the least wee thing.

I grew up on the West Coast of Scotland in an environment where the supernatural was almost commonplace.

My grannie certainly had a touch of the sight, always knowing when someone in the family was in trouble. There are numerous stories told of family members meeting other, long dead, family in their dreams, and I myself have had more than a few encounters with dead family, plus meetings with what I can only class as residents of faerie. I have had several precognitive dreams, one of which saved me from a potentially fatal car crash.

I’ve also been influenced by many Scottish writers. Stevenson in particular is a big influence. He is a master of plotting, and of putting innocents into situations far out of their usual comfort zones while still maintaining a grounding in their previous, calmer, reality. His way with a loveable rogue in Treasure Island and Kidnapped in particular always captivates me. Other Scottish writers who have influenced me include Arthur Conan Doyle, John Buchan, Iain Banks and, more in my youth than now, Alistair MacLean and Nigel Tranter. From them all I learned how to use the scope of both the Scottish landscape and its history while still keeping the characters alive.

Some more of the inspiration comes from the countryside, the history and weather. All those lonely hillsides, stone circles, ancient buildings and fog are ripe for stories to be creeping about in.

Then there’s all the fighting. A country that’s seemingly been at war with either somebody else or with itself for most of its existence can’t help but be filled with stories of love and loss, heroism and betrayal.

The fact that we’ve always been England’s scruffy wee brother, and have been slightly resentful of the fact for centuries adds another layer, the wee chip on the shoulder and the need to prove yourself is always a good place from which to start an adventure.

Added to that that we’re a melting pot of Lowlander’s, Highlanders, Islanders, Scandinavians, Picts, Irish, Dutch, English, Indians, Pakistanis and Chinese and everybody else who has made their way to the greatest wee country in the world, all with their own stories to tell and to make.

And when it’s raining and dreich, what better than to sit by a fire with a stiff drink and tell some stories?

But the main inspiration for this one isn’t Scottish at all. The ‘feel’ of it comes straight from Dennis Wheatley. Back in my early teens, in those pre Stephen King days, Wheatley was king of horror, in Britain at least, and I eagerly devoured them all, as well as instantly falling in love with THE DEVIL RIDES OUT movie. His upper-crust Satanist-hunter characters didn’t really gel with wee council scheme me, but the black magic high jinks stuck, and it’s that sense of dread that seeped into this novella.

It plays in my head like a Hammer Horror movie. I can see Cushing and Lee as the two brothers in the flashback scenes and Cushing as the old worried man as the thing scuttles among the books in the library. You too could have fun with your fantasy casting of the other roles… got to get Michael Rimmer in their somewhere…

I live in hope of some British film producer stumbling across this work and thinking that they too would like a go at recreating the Hammer magic with it.

It’s a dream I have.